Thirty-three years ago...
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Clarence Battersmith. Unpaid intern and aspiring coporate assasin.
>Bill Williamson, Junior Undermanager of Acquisitions.
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An android who has more feelings and thought than most humans.
Dylan Harp, Logistics Officer
(10-14-2016, 05:39 AM)So_Spooky Wrote: [ -> ]Clarence Battersmith. Unpaid intern and aspiring coporate assasin.
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Spoiler (10-14-2016, 09:10 AM)BB Wrote: [ -> ]A sexy plant
wrong advetnreu, stump-nuts!
Joe Kuppov
Hv. Inf., HR Div.
"Hey there! Are you Shmally Peterson?"
Shmally Peterson
Intern, Heir
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"Mhm."
"Great! Daughter of the big cheese himself, or so I hear.
"Mind asking him to give me a promotion? Heh, heh, heh!"
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"..."
"Anyway, nice to meet you! I'm Joe Kuppov, heavy infantry, human resources division.
"I've been told this is your first time at the office.
"Unfortunately, all the good tour guides were out sick today, so you'll be stuck with me!
"Heh heh, heh!"
![[Image: shmally%20portrait.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/sl3m50no03l0l7r/shmally%20portrait.png)
"I suppose."
"Heh! I like you!
"Tell you what (between you and me)
"Since you seem pretty capable, I'll give you the option of giving yourself the tour, if you want.
"Just know there're a few spots you couldn't get into without a guide!
"So, do you want me to show you 'round or got explore on your own?"
oh god, let's spend 0 time around this guy
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>"I will explore by myself and call you when I need. And you will come if you know what's good for your career, lackey !" *crack whip*
(10-31-2016, 09:47 PM)smuchmuch Wrote: [ -> ]>"I will explore myself
oh
(10-31-2016, 09:47 PM)smuchmuch Wrote: [ -> ]*crack whip*
oh
there is one place the tourguide can't guide you, that you can go yourself
> go out window.