Eagle Time

If there hasn't been a post in 24 hours, I may emerge from the ocean and attack Tokyo.

Can you be more specific? Which bay are you being kept at? I'd assume Tokyo Bay, but I'd rather be secure in where you are rather than guessing.

Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass

HAHAHAHA!

YOU DID NOT DELIVER! NOW I SHALL LAUNCH MY ATTACK ON TOKYO!!!

Wait... what's this?



THE BEST PIZZA IN NEW YORK!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Four stars, yet the best pizza in New York? What Kind of scam are they pulling here?

TASTE MY FURY, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED STARBUCKS!

What is this?

Why is there a squid on my face?

Is this New York's champion? I will destroy it!

Japan is to the north of the US, right?

GUYS, WHAT IS THIS???

Canada, eh? No matter. I will lay waste to your guardian as well.

Whoops dropped something

What do you know there's a penny here too

Thought they stopped making these

Oh yeah, the battle



Done.

Wait is this even Canada, what's up with the not English signs?

Why did I even think it was Canada, everyone knows Japan is to the north of the USA.

Guh, I'm so stupid!

Thank God Texas is safe.

I almost want to not reset the timer just to see the epic battle.

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